My cat, god love him is so retarded (In a good way)

I have spent more time pissing myself over his uncat like behavior that well...its just funny. This past weekend while setting up a tent in the rain I noticed him under a car we are working on.

All I seen was his face and the rather large ass end of a really BIG BUG. I didn't know what it was other then it was big, brown and had large wings...(untill it was able to right itself and run I didn't know what it was.)

Turns out captain Bob had himself a very wet and pissed off praying mantice. I know I am bad, I told kiddy to get it...which his fish smelling ass did untill bug went all Linda Blair on him and attached himself to his face.

Needless to say after a few seconds of tossing his head and jumping a few feet in the air the mantice let go. I stood there laughing myself into a stooper as the bug got right again and prepaired for round two.

I got yelled at...so I picked up Mr. Attitude and let his happy cat bitting ass go behind a dumpster... Gotta love life when your a cat with nothing to do.

If you ever have the oppertunity to mess with a praying mantice, by all means, go right ahead! they have zero fear and it makes no difference to them what you are or how big you are...I found that out myself once when I was teasing one with a twig...I ran off like a little screaming bitch! LOL


very creepy bugs.